Delphi's trainer 
Karen Brown grabs her halter to get her for schooling this morning and finds this:
*A sleepy eye blinks open.*  "Huh?  You want me to do what?"

"Work?  You must be joking."

*Groaning noises.*  "I'll be up in a minute..."

*Bottomless snoring noises as she rolls deeper into the bedding.*  "Zzzzzzz"

Photography courtesy of Karen Brown.